Today I have left Sharon stranded on a island, I feel like a Bond villain *strokes white cat* (so what if it’s stuffed, it’s all for effect!).

When Victoria mentioned this genius of a feature to me, I immediately turned to my ten and twelve year old daughters for ideas. Together we came up with some great ones, and some not so great ones. Not so great (but we giggled) included Piglet from Winnie the Pooh (to eat), Saphira the dragon from Eragon (to roast Piglet), Hazel from Watership Down (afters for Piglet) Harry Potter (too obvious), Katniss Everdeen (ditto), Jacob Lightfoot from Sky Song (mine…possibly corny), any of the kids from Runners (also mine, but would do a nifty job of fashioning a tent from palm leaves). So, once we had finished laughing and dismissing choices, this is what we came up with…

Captain Nemo (20,000 Leagues under the…