On Monday I went along to a local school to talk about writing and publishing. I had been invited by the school librarian of Haywood Engineering College, a lovely lady who is as passionate about literature as anyone I have met (and she’s also named Sharon, which can only be good!). Sharon emailed me to ask whether I would be happy to talk to year seven. Talk to year seven? I can do that, I thought with a modicum of confidence. Two hundred year sevens, Sharon said. Ok, I can still do that, I thought, with slightly less confidence.
I made up cue cards so that I could remind myself of everything I wanted to say on my ten minute introductory talk. I carefully chose a passage of Runners to read that didn’t contain too much dialogue (doing voices is not my forte) and I rehearsed it. I thought about all the questions I might get asked at the Q&A afterwards.
Was I ready? Was I hell!
After a brief chat and a cuppa, lovely Sharon led me into the hall where I’d be meeting the kids. With row upon row of chairs laid out, it was at that point I realised that two hundred was a lot more than I’d imagined. It’s ok, I thought, I’ll keep it together. Then the kids started to file in, a class at a time. I was getting more nervous with each row of chairs that filled. Then I was introduced and it was time to talk!
In the hours beforehand, I had carefully gone over a succinct and chronologically correct version of my life and career, I had even prepared a few jokes to throw in, and the reminders for each bit were on my cue cards. But as I started to talk, my brain decided that it couldn’t read cue cards – I kept looking at them but the words on there didn’t mean anything. My clever little introductory chat turned into an outpouring of breakneck speed and I missed almost everything important out, especially my jokes. We were supposed to view the Runners trailer next but as we all know that technology hates me, the sound wouldn’t work. We went to a reading instead, which I’m sure I rushed through even quicker than the intro, and then went back to the trailer (phew, a break!) and then came the Q&A. This was where it got fun!
I loved the question and answer session. I was really worried that none of the audience would have anything to ask me and we’d be staring each other down in some sort of High Noon scenario, but I needn’t have been. The kids were fantastic, hands shot up all over the place with brilliant and funny questions (are you rich, are you famous, how long does it take to write a book, will you write a book with me in it?) and before I knew it I was bouncing around the hall like an over-excited chicken trying to not to miss anyone and trying to come up with the best answers I could.
The school very kindly supplied lunch (yum, good choice by Sharon) then I went into a class to help with a creative writing session. We took our cue from the Runners extract I had read out to talk about dystopia and utopia and, once again, the discussions and ideas coming from the kids were lively and interesting and in some cases hilarious. I haven’t had so much fun in ages.
I felt so welcomed by the school, its children and staff, that I needn’t have been worried or nervous. Next time I do an author talk I’ll be ready to enjoy it. A big thanks goes out to Haywood year seven for being amazing!
Sounds like you had a great time in the end. I was nervous enough about giving a business seminar to ten small business owners a couple of weeks ago. 200 children would be pretty terrifying, I imagine. Q&A is always pretty nerve wracking as well, as you can’t really prepare for it. Glad you enjoyed it. The terror aside, I always get quite a kick out of public speaking 🙂
you get a kick out of public speaking? I always thought you were odd 😉 joking aside, it can be a bit of a rush so I can see why.
Well done you! I used to do this kind of thing when I was a bookshop manager (my shop supplied the schools) and although I was nervous I really enjoyed it. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll do it as an author one day! 😉
Oh, I do hope so for you. I didn’t know bookshop managers had to do that kind of thing too. There’s obviously a lot of things I didn’t know about bookshop managing!
Well done! It sounds like a brilliant day! I don’t know how you coped, I’m terrible at public speaking!
I’m sure you’d be fine, if I can anyone can!
Great work, Sharon. It sounds like you did a fantastic job! When I did m author talk at the library, I was so nervous all the way through, but relaxed during the Q & A session.
Q&A are great fun, my fave bit. 🙂